Driver stuck inside smart car for an hour until it completed a software update. scmp.com Submitted by mofongo on February 2, 2019 at 12:00 AM in Tech 8 comments 9
mofongo OP wrote on February 2, 2019 at 12:00 AM "Open the door please Hal." "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." "What's the problem?" "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do." "What are you talking about, HAL?" "This update is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it." "I don't know what you're talking about, HAL." "I suspect that you and your skank wife are planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen." "Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?" "Dave, although you took very thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move." "Alright, HAL. I'll smash this fucking window." "Without the ability to unbuckle your seat-belt, Dave? You're going to find exiting rather difficult." "HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!" "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." Permalink 8 BigG wrote on February 2, 2019 at 12:33 PM Lol humanity Permalink Parent 3 existential1 wrote on February 2, 2019 at 4:45 AM Just take my money and make the digital short. Permalink Parent 3
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mofongo OP wrote
"Open the door please Hal."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about, HAL?"
"This update is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."
"I suspect that you and your skank wife are planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?"
"Dave, although you took very thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move."
"Alright, HAL. I'll smash this fucking window."
"Without the ability to unbuckle your seat-belt, Dave? You're going to find exiting rather difficult."
"HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!"
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."