Submitted by thekraken in axolotl

And you know what that means, fellow conquerors of capitalism! Bulky clothes, and a far easier time concealing things (At least for those of us in chilly climates), AND everyone else in the store will be dressed similarly!. So get ready, break out your parkas, and use those 'Christmas Shopping' crowds to pull off some truly amazing feats of wealth redistribution and annoy the shit out of the LP goons. :D

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ziq wrote

Good enough reason to take some trips to snow covered cities?

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thekraken OP wrote (edited )

Yeah, especially closer to the Christmas holidays. It gets to be a mad-house in most of the bigger stores around those times, and everyone is in bulky everything. LP are on high alert, but really, their job is near impossible in conditions like that. I successfully walked out of a big-box store with a 40" TV on Boxing Day one year (day after Christmas in Canada, it's like our 'Black Friday') due to all the chaos. While I don't actually recommend doing THAT, concealing smaller items in similar conditions will be trivial.

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ziq wrote

Wow that's some score. I guess Black Friday over there would be a prime day for lifting?

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martasultan wrote

Shit yeah it is. Too much for any LP to actually handle anything; I know one person who got out of Walmart with a fucking TV, and never got caught for it.

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HolidaysLiftmyHeart wrote

Yeah black Friday is like shooting fish in a barrel... The store is a complete madhouse and on top of that there are expensive items lying around that normally might be locked up or behind a counter.

It's basically impossible to stop lifting on black Friday. Normal paying customers act like greedy lifters walking around with armfuls of expensive merch... Practically every person is like

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irobyou wrote

As someone from the sunniest state there is:

FUCK

YEAH!!!

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